“Draga Mosule, te rog mult sa-mi aduci un trenulet electric, o masinuta si o ciocolata", scrie un copil dorintele sale pentru Craciun. .
Se duce copilul la posta si duce scrisoarea. Post... more

A male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class, "Who can tell me what part of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"

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Gheorghe si Vasile discuta despre femei. Gheorghe il intreaba pe Vasile ce sa faca pentru ca vrea sa se insoare:
- Sa aleg o femeie frumoasa pe care sa o placa toata lumea sau sa aleg o feme... more

Little Johnny runs into his house and asks,"Mommy, can little girl have babies?"
"No," says his mom,"Of course not."
After little Johnny runs back outside, ... more

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, ‘My hands are freezing cold.’
The mother replied, ‘Put them betwee... more

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’
About 90 students... more

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed ... more

Alman yazar
Lisede edebiyat dersinde okuduğu şiir bitince hoca sınıfa dönüp
'Bu şiiri ünlü Alman yazar Goethe yazmıştır' diye açıklar,
arka sıralardan bir ses ;
'Niye, kağıt bulamamış mı?'

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.

He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''T... more